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Men's T-Shirt
Count Ortho chompin' on your chest!
Size
Small $32.50
Medium $32.50
Large $32.50
XL $32.50
XXL $35.50
Men's PJ's
Keep your Count close. Cuddle.
Size
Men's PJs S $34.99
Men's PJs M $34.99
Men's PJs L $34.99
Men's PJs XL $34.99
Men's PJs XXL $38.99
Women's PJ's
Sleep it off. Dream of necks.
Size
Women's PJs S S$34.99 USD
Women's PJs M $34.99 USD
Women's PJs L $34.99 USD
Women's PJs XL $34.99 USD
Women's PJs XXL $38.99 USD
Infant Bodysuit
Sweet dreams...of pulsing necks.
Sizes
0-3M $21.00
3-6M $21.00
6-12M $21.00
12-18M $23.00
18-24M $23.00
Color
Petal Pink
Sky Blue
Kiwi
Cloud White
Bib
Keep the blood drops at bay.
Colors
Petal Pink $18.50
Sky Blue $18.50
Kiwi $18.50
Cloud White $18.50
Baby Hat
Keep your little teether's head warm.
Colors
Petal Pink $17.50
Sky Blue $17.50
Kiwi $17.50
Cloud White $17.50
Adult Hat
You're cold-blooded. Keep Warm.
One Size
Hat $20.99
Sticker
Stick 'em everywhere.
One Size
Sticker $4.29
Wall Decal
Decorate your room!
One Size
Wall Decal $13.49
Notecards
Write in blood red ink.
Size
Pack of 10 $30.50
Postcards
Send the undead a note. 8 Pack.
Size
Pack of 8 $15.99
Journal
Ortho's teeth will protect your private thoughts.
One Size
One Unit $17.50
COUNT ORTHO PRESENTS: Animations
Drool Animation
Watch him spit up! Pay 1st then
click here.
Animation
Drool $0.50
Surprise Sound
Wanna' hear it? Pay 1st then
click here.
Use the Explorer browser or you won't hear nuthin'!
Sound
Surprise $0.50
Franken-Mommie
Be very afraid! Pay 1st then
Click here.
Animation
Mommie $0.50
COUNT ORTHO PRESENTS: the eBook
eBook - Ch. 1
Read Chapter 1 of the eBook now (with pics and gross and gooey sounds)!
Chapter
Chapter 1 $0.99
Book Pre-order
Pre-order to read just the words!
Book
MMI? book $0.99
eBook Pre-Order
Pre-order the full eBook.
eBook
eBook preorder $1.99
Once you've paid,
CLICK HERE
to read the eBook!
Must be viewed in the Explorer browser.
Copyright 2012, Diana Hamann